A man is by himself in a waiting area of an airport.
At the table next to him, a gorgeous young woman walks in.
Because she is wearing a uniform, he concludes that she most likely is a flight attendant who is not on duty.
He then makes the decision to try and pick her up by identifying the airline she flies for and greatly impressing her in the process.
Leaning over to her, he says, “To fly, to serve,” the motto of British Airways.
He is met with the girl’s blank gaze.
He stretches out and thinks of a new line.
He leans forward again and repeats the slogan of Air France. “Winning hearts around the world.”.
She only gives him another blank look while appearing a little bewildered.
Unfazed, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines catchphrase. “Exceeding expectations”?
The woman gives him a stern look and demands, “What the f%*k do you want?”.
“Aha, United Airlines,” he exclaims. ”.
