Darryl saw the burned body when the mortician removed the sheet covering it and exposed the severely burned face.
To more clearly see who it was, he suggested turning it over. He regretted that it wasn’t Bubba as he had anticipated when they turned it.
The confused funeral director called in Gary to see if he could spot this unexpected result.
He’s been burned to a crisp, Gary said as he sighed and pointed to the charred body before suggesting they put him down.
But as soon as the mortician turned the corpse over, Gary quickly shook his head and said, “No, it’s not Bubba. ”.
The mortician questioned Gary’s certainty while arching an eyebrow. Gary replied with a laugh, “Well, for starters, everyone knew Bubba had two assholes, though I can’t say I’ve seen them with my own eyes.
People would exclaim, “Look, here comes Bubba with his two assholes!” he claimed, every time they entered a new town.
