At the bar I saw two older women. I said “Hey, two girls from Scotland?” I asked. This is because the accents of the two are different. One of them turned and said.
– Hey, silly, Wales.
So I immediately apologized and said, “Excuse me, are these two whales from Scotland?”
That much I remember.
another funny joke
The man turns to the flight attendant. A man is alone in an airport lounge.
A bright-eyed young woman came in and sat down at the table next to him. He realizes that she is probably an off-duty flight attendant since she is wearing a uniform.
She then recognizes the airline she’s on and tries to pick her up, impressing him in the process. He leaned towards the British Airways motto, “Fly, Serve”.
The girl looked at him quietly.
They bend and invent new ways.
As they lean forward again, Air France slogans are chanted.
“Capturing the Hearts of the World”
He looked at her again with a slightly puzzled expression.
Try again, this time with the Malaysia Airlines slogan. “Was it more than expected?”
“What do you want?” – asks the woman who looks at him sternly.
He said “Aha! United Airlines”.
