It’s true, America, it’s true. Being anti-woke, Sylvester Stallone forbids it on his movie set.
Online sources claim that Stallone said there would be “no woke crap” on the set of his upcoming movie.
When we investigated the credentials of the original story’s author, we found that he was completely trustworthy. Since he posts things for the amusement of his devoted followers, we think he is unlikely to post anything he does not believe to be true.
The source appears to be unreliable and based on rumors. The people who qualify—a small group of left-leaning trolls and a few ignorant potatoes—discussed the matter in great detail, and while a sufficient number of them think it is true, hope it is true, or perhaps even pray it is true, it is extremely unlikely that it is. if untrue, wait.
Patriots, I’m confused right now. You can confidently tell others about the story because it has been confirmed by patriotic Americans who don’t discount divine intervention when we’re unable to explain something.
According to Stallone’s spokesman Joe Barron, who covers all the journalistic criteria for an accurate fact-check, the author is probably full of nonsense, but that doesn’t mean the story isn’t real or that it couldn’t possibly happen.
Sly, I thank you. The nation is lucky to have you.
